The Power of Acceptance 1-21-19

The UNITED STATES defines the fictitious entity spelled like your name with all caps - your strawrnan - as a "corporation".
Corporation: -any company, trust, so-called Massachusetts trust, or association, incorporated or unincorporated, which is organized to carry on business for its own profit or the profit of its members." --- 15 USCA (United States Code Annotated) section 44.
Since the state created this "unincorporated corporation" the state has full authority over it, and unless and until you object and give them notice otherwise, they will always have authority over your strawman, and through him over you.
A UCC-1 Financing Statement (declaration) gives public notice that you, the secured party, now have a claim against the debtor, the unincorporated corporation of one, your strawman.
When you file this notice (declaration), you take this entity "out of the state" venue (out of the jurisdiction of a fictitious entity) into the private domain (venue) where you are king. The entity becomes "foreign to the state" - an unincorporated corporation foreign to the state.
Sounds like an oxymoron, but this is THEIR terminology and THEIR law! We simply discovered how it works.
Financing Statement: - a document setting out a secured party's security interest in goods. A document designed to notify third parties, generally prospective buyers or lenders, that there may be an enforceable security interest in the property of the debtor. It is evidence of a security interest filed by the security holder with the Secretary of State, or similar public body, that has becomes public record.
Security Agreement: - an agreement which creates or provides for a security interest between the debtor and a secured party. UCC-9-105(h). An agreement granting a creditor a security interest in personal property, which security interest is normally perfected either by the creditor taking possession of the collateral or by filing financing statements in the proper public records.
Security interest: - interest in property obtained pursuant to security agreement; A form of interest in property which provides that the property may be sold on default in order to satisfy the obligation for which the security interest is given; Often "lien" is used as a synonym, although lien most commonly refers only to interests providing security that are created by operation of law, not through agreement of the debtor and creditor.
A security agreement must exist in order to file a UCC-1 Financing Statement, but does this mean it must be in writing and attached to the UCC-1 ?
Perhaps; but not if it is a verbal agreement.
Since your strawman corporation cannot speak how can it write or sign its name? You can create a security agreement and attach it, but you probably don't need it. In fact, you can still do all of the administrative procedures without filing a UCC-1, because you are the Secured Party Creditor whether you file or not.
Filing the UCC-1 is as much for your benefit as for anyone else because it makes this intangible subject more real to you and gives you confidence, and that alone is worth every bit of the effort expended.
Some of the states give you a hard time when filing the financing statement as they claim you are "contracting with yourself'. You can overcome this by creating a separation between you and your strawman corporation so that they can see the difference (as if they didn't know!).
You can apply for a tradename for your corporation. Once this is filed, you will start receiving promotions in the mail advertising credit card machines that you can use in your "new business". You will not need them, but it indicates that the "corporate system" now recognizes your strawman as a "fictitious entity doing business for profit", as a corporation.
The government - specifically the INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE - keeps an account for your strawman corporation from the time you were born until the time you die. That is what the strawman is - an account -an accounting of the commercial transactions of the credit that you as the creditor give to UNITED STATES.
The IRS calls the summary of entries made to this account your Individual Master File (IMF). This file is an account of what the strawman does so that they can put a value on the criminal "charges" that they are claiming against you individual strawman, such as being a rum runner in Puerto Rico, an arms dealer in Iran, or a drug dealer in Malaysia. That is how they "charge your account" and that is why you have never been directly "charged" with these crimes -the debtor, the corporation, your strawman is charged instead. These "charges" represent millions of dollars worth of U.S. Treasury Bonds sold and traded by the foreign corporation called the UNITED STATES.
As you might guess, depending on the crimes and the assigned values, this balance is a continuing deficit to the debtor, and it would be an overwhelming feeling to know that if you think you are the debtor, you could owe millions if not hundreds of millions of dollars to someone else.
But you must ask yourself this question, "who is the creditor of this debtor strawman ?"
Is it the UNITED STATES, the FEDERAL RESERVE BANK, or the INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND? No. YOU are the creditor of your debtor strawman. These entities are "pretending" to be the creditors, in your place, but did they give the substance, or did you?
Then why are they getting the interest (taxes) for the credit units that WE supplied to the corporations? Shouldn't the corporations be paying the interest (taxes) to us, instead of us to them?
How did this get turned upside down where the head is the tail and the tail is the head?
"The stranger that is within you shall get up above you very high; and you shall come down very low. He shall lend to you and you shall not lend to him; he shall be the head, and you shall be the tail. Moreover all these curses shall come upon you, and shall pursue you, and overtake you, till you be destroyed; because you hearkened not unto the voice of the Lord your God, to keep his commandments and his statutes which he commanded you. "- Deuteronomy 28:43, 44 & 45.
Now that you can visualize the countless number of "charges" that have been entered by the IRS against your strawman's account, what can you do about it?
You can balance your account by ACCEPTANCE FOR VALUE. You can redeem (zero out) this account with your credit and you can discharge all of the other debts that you can see.
The following is a speech by Representative James Traficant: Report On The Bankruptcy Of The United States, United States Congressional Record, March 1, 1993, VOL. 33, page H-1303.
The Speaker- Rep. James Traficant, Jr. (Ohio) - addressing the House.
NOTE: Several people have looked in Law Libraries for the above speech and references, however the documents can not now be stated as fact. However, Traficant's speech is very eloquent, to the point and can be supported with other documented facts.
Mr. Speaker, we are here now in chapter 11 bankruptcy reorganization.
We members of Congress are official trustees presiding over the greatest reorganization of any Bankrupt entity in world history, the U.S. Government. We are setting forth, hopefully, a blueprint for our future. There are some who say it is a coroner's report that will lead to our demise.
It is an established fact that the United States Federal Government has been dissolved by the Emergency Banking Act, March 9, 1933, 48 Stat. 1, Public Law 89-719; declared by President Roosevelt, being bankrupt and insolvent.
HJR 192, 73rd. Congress in session, June 5, 1933 - Joint Resolution To Suspend The Gold Standard and Abrogate The Gold Clause, dissolved the Sovereign Authority of the United States and the official capacities of all United States Government Offices, Officers and Departments, and is further evidence that the United States Federal Government exists today in name only.
The receivers of the United States Bankruptcy are the International Bankers, via the United Nations, the World Bank and the International Monetary Fund. All United States Offices, Officials, and Departments are now operating within a defacto status in name only under Emergency War Powers. With the Constitutional Republican form of Government now dissolved, the receivers of the Bankruptcy have adopted a new form of government for the United States. This new form of government is known as a Democracy, being an established Socialist/Communist order under a new governor for America. This act was instituted and established by transferring and/or placing the Office of the Secretary of Treasury to that of the Governor of the International Monetary Fund. Public Law 94-564, page 8, Section H. R. 13955 reads in part. "The U.S. Secretary of Treasury receives no compensation for representing the United States?"
Gold and silver were such a powerful money during the founding of the United States of America, that the founding fathers declared that only gold and silver coins can be "money" in America. Since gold and silver coinage were heavy and inconvenient for a lot of transactions, they were stored in banks and a claim check was issued as a money substitute. People traded their coupons as money, or "currency" Currency is not money, but a money substitute. Redeemable currency must promise to pay a dollar equivalent in gold or silver money. Federal ,Reserve
Notes (FRN's) make no such promises and are not "money. "A Federal Reserve Note is a debt obligation of the federal United States government, not "money. " The federal United States government and the U. S. Congress were not and have never been authorized by the Constitution for the United States of America to issue currency of any kind, but only lawful money - gold and silver coin.
It is essential that we comprehend the distinction between real money and a paper money substitute. One cannot get rich by accumulating money substitutes, one can only get deeper in debt. We the People no longer have any "money." Most Americans have not been paid any "money" for a very long time, perhaps not in their entire lifetimes. Now do you comprehend why you feel broke? Now, do you understand why you are "bankrupt," along with the rest of the country?
Federal Reserve Notes (FRN's) are unsigned checks written on a closed account. FRN's are an inflatable paper system designed to create debt through inflation (devaluation of currency). Whenever there is an increase of the supply of a money substitute in the economy without a corresponding increase in the gold and silver backing, inflation occurs.
Inflation is an invisible form of taxation that irresponsible governments inflict on their citizens. The Federal Reserve Bank who controls the supply and movement of FRN's has everybody fooled. They have access to an unlimited supply of FRN's, paying only for the printing costs of what they need. FRN's are nothing more than promissory notes for U. S. Treasury securities (7-Bills) - a promise to pay the debt to the Federal Reserve Bank.
There is a fundamental difference between "'paying" and "discharging" a debt. To pay a debt, you must pay with value or substance (i. e. gold, silver barter or a commodity). With FRN's, you can only discharge a debt. You cannot pay a debt with a debt currency system. You cannot service a debt with a currency that has no backing in value or substance. No contract in common law is valid unless it involves an exchange of "good and valuable consideration. " Unpayable debt transfers power and control to the sovereign power structure that has no interest in money, law, equity or justice because they have so much wealth already.
Their lust is for power and control, and since the inception of central banking, they have controlled the fates of nations.
The Federal Reserve System, is based on the Canon law and the principles of sovereignty protected in the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. In fact, the international bankers used a "Canon Law Trust" as their model, adding stock and naming it a "Joint Stock Trust." The U. S. Congress had passed a law making it illegal for any legal "person" to duplicate a "Joint Stock Trust" in 1873. The Federal Reserve Act was legislated post-facto (1670), although post-facto laws are strictly forbidden by the Constitution. (Art. 1, § 9, cl . 3)
The Federal Reserve System is a sovereign power structure separate and distinct from the federal United States government. The Federal Reserve is a maritime lender, and/or maritime insurance underwriter to the federal United States operating exclusively under Admiralty/Maritime law. The lender underwriter bears the risks, and the Maritime law compelling specific performance in paying the interest, or premiums are the same.
Assets of the debtor can also be hypothecated as a security (to pledge something as a security without taking possession of it) by the lender or underwriter.
The Federal Reserve Act stipulated that the interest on the debt was to be paid in gold. There was no stipulation in the Federal Reserve Act for ever paying the principal.
Prior to 1913, most Americans owned clear, allodial title to property, free and clear of any liens or mortgages until Federal Reserve Act (1913) "hypothecated" all property within the federal United States to the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve, in which the Trustees (stockholders) held legal title, the U.S. citizen (tenant, franchisee) was registered as a "beneficiary" of the trust via his/her birth certificate. In 1933, the federal United States hypothecated all of the present and future properties, assets and labor of their "subjects," the 14th. Amendment U.S. citizens, to the Federal Reserve System (the nonfederal Federal Reserve Bank).
In return, the Federal Reserve System agreed to extend the federal United States corporation all the credit "money substitute" it needed. Like any other debtor, the federal United States government had to assign collateral and security to their creditors as a condition of the loan. Since the federal United States didn't have any assets, they assigned the private property of their "economic slaves." the U.S. citizens, as collateral against the unpayable federal debt. They also pledge the unincorporated federal territories, national parks forest, birth certificates, and nonprofit organizations, as collateral against the federal debt. All has already been transferred as payment to the international bankers.
Unwittingly, America has returned to its pre-American Revolution, Feudal roots whereby all land is now held by a sovereign and the common people have no right to hold allodial title to property. Once again, We the People are the tenants and sharecroppers renting our own property from a Sovereign in the guise of the Federal Reserve Bank. We the People have exchanged one master for another. This has been going on for over eighty years without the "informed" knowledge of the American people, without a voice protesting loud enough. It is now easy to see why America is fundamentally bankrupt.
Why don't more people own their properties outright? Why are 90% of Americans mortgaged to the hilt and have little or no assets after all debts and liabilities have been paid? Why does it feel like you are working harder and harder and getting less and less?
We are reaping what has been sowed, and the result of our harvest is a painful bankruptcy and a foreclosure on American property, precious liberties, and way of life. Few of our elected representatives in Washington, D_ C. have dared to tell the truth. The federal United States is bankrupt. Our children will inherit this unpayable debt, and the tyranny to enforce paying it. America has become bankrupt in world leadership, financial credit and its reputation for courage, vision and human rights. This is an undeclared economic war- bankruptcy and economic slavery of the most corrupt kind!"

All U.S. Prisons Are Debtors Prisons

Issuing bonds for profit on prisoners has finally been deciphered.
Why do we have a rise in prosecution for non-violent crimes?
As soon as your social security number hits the system, there is
Someone is buying a bond in your name that accrues interest the longer you
Sit in jail.. 

The courts are operating under Statute Law. A “Statute” is defined in
Bond or obligation of record, being an abbreviation for “statute
Merchant” or “statute staple.”

Statute –merchant = is defined as a security for a debt acknowledged
to be due, entered into before the chief magistrate of some trading
town, pursuant to the statute 13 Edward I. De Mercatoribus, by which
not only the body of the debtor might be imprisoned, and his goods
seized in satisfaction of the debt, but also his lands might be delivered
to the creditor till out of the rents and profits of them the debt be

The Grand Jury Foreman is the Drawer or Maker of the Indictment by
his signature, the Defendant/Debtor or Straw-man is the Drawee and
the State is the Payee and the live Man or Woman is the Payor. What
they are doing in the courtroom is all commercial, and is in conformity
to 27 CFR 72.11, where it says all Crimes are commercial. What the
judge and prosecutor are doing in the courtroom is making a
commercial presentment under section 3-501 (1) “Unless excused
(section 3-511) presentment is necessary to charge secondary parties as follows”:
(a) Presentment for acceptance is necessary to charge the drawer and
endorsers of a draft where the draft so provides, or is payable
elsewhere than at the residence or place of business of the drawee, or
its date of payment depends upon such presentment. The holder may
at his option present for acceptance any other draft payable at a stated
(b) presentment for payment is necessary to charge any endorser;
(c) in the case of any drawer, the acceptor of a draft payable at a bank
or the maker of a note payable at a bank, presentment for payment is
necessary, but failure to make presentment discharges such drawer,
acceptor or maker only as stated in section 3-502 (1)(B).
If you don’t accept the charge or presentment you are in dishonor for
no acceptance under 3-505 of the U.C.C. (c) and 3-501 (2) (a), (b).
Acceptance is the drawer’s signed engagement to honor the draft as
presented. It must be written on the draft, and may consist of his
signature alone. It becomes operative when completed by delivery or
notification 3-410 of the U.C.C.
You are the Fiduciary Trustee of the Straw-man which is a cesti que
UNITED STATES TRUST; in this capacity you have the responsibility to
discharge all his debts, by operation of law. You are also the principal
or asset holder on the private side of the accounting ledger; you are
holding the Exemption necessary to discharge the debt. When they
monetize debt they have to have a principal, capital and interest is what
circulates as principal and is called revenue or re-venue. Principal is
where venue lies. When you are in dishonor they cannot use your
exemption to pass the debt or charge through your account to obtain a
discharge, so they sell your dishonor, which has a commercial value of $1,000,000 dollars for each count. When Social Security # is assigned or a Blank Bond is issued and when you are imprisoned the Bond is filled out. This Bond is called a Bid Bond, Standard Form 24 (REV. 10-98)
prescribed by GSA-FAR (48 CFR) § 53.228(a). This is also called a Prison
Bond. These are also referred to as Contract Surety Bonds. The First, the
Bid Bond, provides financial assurance that the bid has been submitted
in good faith and that the contractor intends to enter into the contract
at the price bid and provide the required performance and payment
bonds. The Second, the Performance Bond, protects the obligee from
financial loss should the contractor fail to perform the contract in
accordance with the terms and conditions of the contract documents.
The Third kind of Contract Bond is the Payment Bond which guarantees
that the contractor will pay certain subcontractor, labor and material
bills associated with the project.
On April 9, 2002 (12:18 pm) Lehman Brothers Banking Cartel in New
York City agreed to provide prison industry leader CCA (Corrections
Corporation of America) with a new $ 695.0 million senior secured
credit facility, to be combined with a $150 million notes offering. The
war on terrorism has created a buzz in the private prison industry. Less
than three weeks after September 11th, a New York Post story on the
for-profit private prison industry stated, “America’s new wall of
homeland security is creating a big demand for cells to hold suspects
and illegal aliens who might be rounded up.” In order to prosper, prison
operators need to maintain a steady flow of prisoners and prison
The Corrections Corporation of America owns most of your prison
systems and sells its stock and shares on the New York Stock Exchange,
the major stock holder is the Paine Webber Group.There is also a Prison Realty Trust [PZN], which is a real estate investment trust [REIT] and is
the world’s largest private sector owner and developer.
Prisons are nothing but warehouses for the storage of goods and
chattel under commercial law. The Warden is a Bailee or Warehouseman
[before the term Admiral was used he was called Custos Maris “Warden
of the Sea”] [In some ancient records He was called Capitanus
Maritimarum or “Captain or Tenant in Chief of the Maritime”] who
receives personal property from another as Bailment. The Bailer is one
who provides bail as a surety for a criminal defendant’s release.
When your dishonor is sold within the United States it has a six digit
accounting # and is called a Cardinal Number, when it is sold at the
International Level it goes Ordinance or Military and uses a nine digit
accounting number. This is where AutoTRIS and CUSIP come in.
AutoTRIS is the Automated Forensic Traces Investigation System and
was designed in the Russian Federal Center of Forensic Science using a
graphical toolkit that was developed at Automation Designs &
Solutions, Inc. for other software products.
Why is privatizing prisons so appealing to Federal, State, and Local
governments? As the Nation put it: The selling point was simple: Private
companies could build and run prisons cheaper that the governments.
Unfettered American Capitalism would produce a better fetter, saving
cash-strapped states millions of dollars each year” while simultaneously
generating huge profits. The Nation explains this miracle would be
accomplished. “Private prisons receive a guaranteed [per diem] fee for
each prisoner, regardless of the actual costs. Each dime they don’t
spend on food or medical care [for prisoners] or on wages and training
for the guards is a dime they can pocket.” Most guards in public prisons
belong to the LEOU, which is part of the American Federation of State, County, and Municipal Employees AFSCME. I have a pointed question for you, why aren’t we as principals on the Private side of the accounting cycle using our Exemption Priority to discharge all this Public Debt under the Uniform Exemption Act section 3 “Exempt”means protected, and “exemption” means protection, from subjection to a judicial lien, process, or proceeding to collect a debt. The answer is
we are all double-minded and do not know who we are in a commercial setting. Every individual in Prison is in there, because of Commercial Dishonor.And this is why we now have a full scale tornado of new statutes and codes  ie.patriot act(for patriots) and the ndaa etc for the us citizen chattel slaves to conform to,but its not that easy anymore for you see everything on the US plantation is going to be illegal,and this is being done to pay back the international bankers who are the executors of the US corporations bankruptcy. 


Traffic Ticket (Nearly any charging instrument can be handled this way.)

NOTICE:  When a petition for abatement is before a court, that court is charged with according to the petitioner to the advantage if there is doubt on the part of the court.  In addition, courts should take cognizance of the law that provides:  Where conditions for its issuance exist, abatement is a matter of right, not of discretion.  The misnomer or mis-description of a party defendant is ground for abatement, and grounds for abatements are the same for equity and law cases.

Also, please note that the abatement does not preclude petitioners remedies and relief available under any law forum for the injury and damages incurred by false accusations from corporate officers, and the like.

 Demonstrating Competence in Commerce.

(These events occurred on Dec. 10, 2016 A.D. in the Municipal Court for the City of Tumwater, Washington.  Prior to entering the Court, Our Man has written on the face of the ticket "Refused for Cause without Dishonor, Abandoned Paper and Fraudulent Commercial Claim".  The ticket was returned to the Clerk of the Court within 72 hours of being issued.  About 10 days later, Our Man received a Notice of Mitigation Hearing regarding this matter for the stated date.  Our Man then put in a one page Notice and Demand for Abatement.  No other actions were taken prior to going into court.  I have changed only the name of Our Man.  All other information is true and correct as best as I know.)
Judge Lyman:  The case of JOHN HENRY SMITH.
(Our Man walks up to the Defendant's Lectern and starts shuffling his papers.  The Judge has a large pile of papers in his hand.  Probably 30 to 40 pages of paper.  Now Our Man has not put any of this in the case.  Hmmmm.)
Judge Lyman:  Are you JOHN HENRY SMITH?
(Our Man doesn't answer but continues to sort his papers.)
Judge Lyman:  Are you JOHN HENRY SMITH?  (A little emphasis on the question.)
Our Man:  Is this being recorded?
Judge Lyman:  Yes.  Are you JOHN HENRY SMITH?
Our Man:  If I may read my statement, I think it will become clear.
Judge Lyman:  O.K., go ahead.
Our Man:  I am John Henry of the family Smith.  I am here today to settle this matter.
Regarding Number TPD7Y2231291 I'm here today, appearing specially and not generally, to abate the matter of a worthless security interest known as a UCC-1 commercial lien in the form of a "TRAFFIC INFRACTION" against the Federal Reserve account in the name of JOHN HENRY SMITH, a decedent.  Said worthless security interest was created by an employee of CITY OF TUMWATER who identified himself as Jon Weiks #0032 on October 29, 2007, a mere pirate operating under color of law, who on said date and with subterfuge attempted to attach private copyrighted dead man statutes to me, a living Man, for the express purpose of
stealing my sweat equity .  I then exercised my Right of Avoidance to this offered commercial venture by returning this abandoned and defective paper for cause without dishonor to Sheryle Wyatt or her agent on October 31, 2007.  This was clearly a case of mistaken identity as the charged entity is a decedent under Title 26 USC and not me and this is the basis upon which I move for abatement.
"Sir, are you prepared to abate this matter now?"
(It would be helpful to know, that Our Man is about 6'5" tall and speaks rather slowly in a monotone voice;  totally unthreatening in his demeanor.)
Judge Lyman:  NO!
Our Man:      I will then continue my statement as follows: Let the record reflect that J.V. Lyman has denied the Principal's motion for abatement.  My rejection of the offer made by CITY OF TUMWATER to raid the Decedent's estate,  one JOHN HENRY SMITH, should have ended the matter, however, apparently this private commercial trading company known as "CITY OF TUMWATER/MUNICIPAL COURT DUNNS # 03-851-7355, SIC # 91110201, Cage Code # 1T9M3", a store front masquerading as an office in the judicial branch of Government and operating under the Department of Defense, is hell bent for it's own personal gain on probating the estate of JOHN HENRY SMITH, of which I am the Owner and Principal.  For the record, I object to the probating of said estate and do not give my permission thereto.  I am here today for the express purpose of establishing my Right of Avoidance if anyone should attempt to impose a Claim of Distress against the person of my collateral.  Any outcome on this matter other than an outright abatement or a check written to me for certified funds today assuming the transfer of funds has already taken place, will result in a Demand to the DTCC (Depository Trust and Clearing Corporation) for Investigation of Fraud on the TRAFFIC INFRACTION, a fraudulent
I now ask you the following:
Does the prosecutor have a 1099OID in regard to the "charge"?
Judge Lyman:  There is no Prosecutor here.
Does the clerk?
(Judge Lyman doesn't answer.  Just stares at Our Man.)
I've got my claim here…where is yours?
(Again Judge Lyman doesn't answer.  Just stares at Our Man.
Our Man holds up his IRS forms 706, 709, and 1099OID.)
Tell me, Sir, who the payor is and also who the recipient of the funds is.

If you're the recipient, then I guess you'll be paying the transfer taxes on this charitable contribution from the Decedent's estate which you are attempting to probate here.  We both know that if you haven't paid the tax, you have no claim in Equity.

Judge Lyman:  Do you have any evidence that the Defendant is deceased?
(Our Man doesn't even seem to notice the Judge's question and continues on.)
Sir, have you paid the taxes?
Judge Lyman:  Do you have any evidence that the Defendant is deceased?
Sir, have you already probated this estate behind my back?
Under 26 USC 2002 you are personally liable for payment as the executor defined under 2203 because you have actual or constructive possession of the property.
Judge Lyman:  It sounds like you would like this matter mitigated.  I am going to read the Officer's affidavit into the record.  (The Judge proceeds to read about a 5 page Affidavit from the Officer.  The Officer covered just about everything possible except counting the dents and scratches on Our Man's car.  Amazingly complete.)
Judge Lyman:  I can't determine from the Officers Affidavit whether you committed an infraction of the Law or not.  I am dismissing this matter.
(Our Man doesn't even seem to notice the Judge's and continues reading his script into the record.)
Sir, have you already taken a charitable contribution from my estate to fund your purchase of private equities in mutual funds?

Sir, have you already submitted a 1099R for that purpose?
If you've acquired funds from the decedent's estate that makes you a qualified heir and not paying the taxes makes the property you stole contraband which means all the forfeiture statutes kick in.
Judge Lyman:  I have dismissed this case.
(Our Man just keeps on reading.)
Unless you abate this matter here and now OR give me a check for the funds you stole, I will be alerting the Criminal Investigation Division of the IRS that you are guilty of tax evasion and money laundering and to start an investigation on you personally with regards to my estate.
Judge Lyman:  I have dismissed this case!  (The Judge is turning red and sweating).
(Our Man just walks up to the lady acting like a Clerk and hands her all his IRS forms and leaves.  The Judge is visibly shaken by the whole matter.)